Kilberry Valley Primary School Presents...
PERSON A: Look out! A giant piano is falling from the sky and it’s going to land on you!
PERSON A: Out of your nostrils?? That’s disgusting!
PERSON B: Watch me destroy that falling piano in a single pew pew pew!
PERSON A: Wow! The piano exploded right before our very eyes!... You’re my hero!
PERSON B: Don’t thank me... Thank the nose!
PERSON A: You need to lift this bus off the ground or we’re all doomed!
PERSON B: Maybe I’m not strong enough! I might hurt my back!
PERSON A: This is an emergency! Do it now!
PERSON B: Okay, just give me a sec so I can text Superman.
PERSON A: What?? Why do you need to text Superman???
PERSON B: He said he’d give me some tips on lifting heavy loads!
PERSON A: You’ve got to be joking!
PERSON B: Hmm. He reckons I should bend my knees. Okay, here goes!
PERSON A: Now I’ve trapped you! You’ll never escape from my lair!
PERSON B: Ha! You will never win, because you are corrupt and evil, and the powers of justice and righteousness will always triumph!
PERSON A: No, you’re confused. Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
PERSON B: Right now my friends are going to rescue me from your dastardly clutches!
PERSON A:That’s what you think! Look at the screen! Your poor little friends are about to be fed to the sharks! Bwahahahaha!!
PERSON B: Noooooo!! Somebody, saaaaaave meeeeeee!!!!
~About our school production~
Every child in the school is given the opportunity to perform at a real theatre at the end of Term 3. Over the three nights of the production every class performs a song, and the children learn stagecraft skills and performance techniques. A number of Year 4-6 students will also be cast as the lead roles, learning a wealth of character acting skills. Watch this space!